My favorite thing happened, someone found my diary through a search engine. It is doubtful they'll be back though, as their search query was "poop porn." Gentle Reader, if you are the sick pervert searching for that, welcome to my diary, I hope you'll be back. Sick motherfucking bast...wait a minute! My diary shows up for "poop porn?" What kind of a sick piece of shit am I?

Poop porn? POOP PORN?

After writing the phrase "poop porn" this many times in a single entry, I'm bound to shoot up to the top of any upcoming "poop porn" searches. Ha ha ha, suckers. You think you are going to see some sick shit but really you are just getting made fun of. Unless you like what you are reading, then I'm not making fun of your disgusting proclivities.

Poop porn. Sick.

PS -- I figure mentioning poop porn again can't hurt my search results.