I've decided the perfect thing for me to do. It is something that I've always wanted. To become a gigilo, or more properly, to obtain a sugar mama.

I want a woman with a lot of money and love to give to a young man who will make her feel special. Someone who can make her feel like a queen, someone who will take her out and make all the lonely housewives talk about how lucky she is that her no good husband left her. I can be that person. I just need to find a divorcee who needs that.

A guy can dream, can't he?