I am severely addicted to this site. It is becoming a problem. I'm finding myself going to my favorite diaries and getting irritated that they haven't updated since the last time I looked...an hour ago!

$Fezmonkey == "Compulsive" . "Psychotic" . "Nerdy";

PS -- Also, I am forgetful. Only a year and a half ago I was coding for my meals, now I don't even remember how to assign values to a scalar variable. Man, I suck!