Since I did the horoscope thing yesterday, I may as well do it again today. From the Onion:

Aquarius: (Jan. 20�Feb. 18)
You have the freedom to choose, and therefore have the potential to transcend your very nature through an act of will, but you will only choose extra cheese.

Now, that's a little more like it!

PS -- Gentle Reader, I will update when I have something more to say, as it is, not a whole lot going on in my noodle.