My cat kept waking me up all night. She was meowing and meowing. I don't know what the hell she wanted. Her litter box is clean as a whistle. She has plenty of food. She has access to countless water dispensing areas in the house. My only thought is that she is already spoiled about going outside and that is what she wanted to do. She can't go out at night so she's going to have to get used to the disappointment. And if she doesn't, well, I guess have to fashion a cute little gag for her. It would be so adorable.

You see? Ideas like those are why I need my sleep.